Where Is The Moment We Needed The Most
You Kick Up The Leaves And The Magic Is Lost
They Tell Me Your Blue Skies Fade To Gray
They Tell Me Your Passion's Gone Away
And I Don't Need No Carryin' On
Because You Had A Bad Day You're Taking One Down
You Sing A Sad Song Just To Turn It Around
You Say You Don't Know You Tell Me Don't Lie
You Work At A Smile And You Go For A Ride
You Had A Bad Day You've Seen What You Like
And How Does It Feel For One More Time
You Had A Bad Day
It's going. It's going.
And ... it's gone.
Whatever!
Maybe we should take a break.
Ouch!!!
That’s it. I can't take it anymore I can't. I give up.
I'm sick of struggling for survival.
Competing with killbirds and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always take my nuts.
And I'm spaciously sick of this stupid, stupid, tree.
Whoa! What's happening?
Guys! I think she made it angry.
I'm awake.
I'm up.
and I'm late.
Demo. Dave Seville.
Keys.
Bag.
Pants.
I need pants. Pants are essential.
Claire.
Dave.
Hey.
How's it going?
I haven't see you since a ...
Well, since you said you never wanted to see me again.
- I guess it work. - What a fun day that was, huh?
Let me guess, you're late for something again.
- Same old Dave. - Not following you.
You know, a guy's always fooling around. He can't handle a serious relationship.
That was the old Dave. How about we get together and talk about the new Dave over dinner?
- I.. - Tomorrow night, my place.
- I... No.. - Great.
You look good Claire.
Where are we?
Well, I think they remodelled our forest.
I like it. Stylish, Functional.
But where do the nutties go?
Give me a break We are in the building, Theodore.
Dave.
Ian.
Hey. Big guy.
Ahh.
Hey, did you ever see the view from 80th floor ?
- No. They never let me pass the lobby. - What? I can't...
Hey back off man. This is Dave Seville.
Mr. Seville, Can I offer you for some muffins, doughns, pastries?
No. I hate to be a bother.
Really it's no problem. We also have an omelette station.
Omelette station.. huh?
Can I get you some water? or a slim latte? How about a shot of wheatgrass juice?
Maybe later. Thanks.
Let's talk about your song, Dave.
Well, it's crazy as it sounds, the original inspiration came to me.
The song suck's, Dave.
- What? - Your song, it's awful.
I hate it.
I mean, who's gonna sing it?
Justin, Fergie. Not a chance.
I need something new, I need something fresh.
- That is new. - The next big thing.
Dave, we go way back, alright...
We both come along way since college. You, not so much.
I wanted to like that song. But, you heard it. Not that good.
If I wasn't your friend, I'd say..
Dave you go right back out of this office, and you keep writing music.
You will get there someday..
But I am your friend, so I am gonna tell you that...
there is no sense in writing songs. that no one is ever, ever going to sing.
Ever?
Excuse me.
Can I get some of that water?
We ran out.
Hey!!!
- Out of the way. Ouch. Slow down. - Move your butt Theodore.
You step on my tail.
- Ouch. - Hello.
The last one to the door is road kill.
- I'm in. - What are these shiny things?
- Theodore, we are leaving now. - Oh.
- Ok. This wasn't my best idea. - Look out.
Maniac!
Please.
- Back to the tree - Back to the tree.
- Keep it on. - Back to the dog.
- Basket 3 o'clock. - Which way is 3 o'clock?
- This way! - Guys, wait for me.
Wait up. I still have baby back you know.
Jump, Theodore! You got to really want it.
- I want it. I want it. - I can't hang like this all day.
- Will you jump already? - Ahh.
Wooo, muffins.
House. Is this a house?
No, This is garbage can.
Ahh....
Whoa...
This must be where he stores his food for winter.
Come on, baby. Come to papa.
Hello, gorgeous.
Wow!
We hit the motherload.
This is the greatest day of my life.
Eureka! I found the cheesballs.
Alvin. What are you doing? Don’t make a mess.
Pinball.
Quick. Hide. Go inside.
Did I put these here?
There you are.
I got you.
Oh...
Hmm...
He's been out for quiet a while.
- Huh, Your guy is dead. - Don’t panic.
Write everything down.
I need 3 garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant some latex glove and oregano.
Hang on, Sherlock.
He's coming to.
I must be hearing things.
No, this is trippy.
Sir, are you alright?
Get back.
Squirrels can't talk. - Hey... Wooo...
Watch it, genius. We are Chipmunks, Chip-Munks.
Chipmunks can't talk either.
Well our lips are moving and words are coming out.
This is not happening. I am not talking to Chipmunks.
So ... how that working for you Dave?
- How do you know my name? - I'll fill that one? We read your mail.
By accident. You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave.
You ever heard of credit rating?
What this thing?
Hey.
- Stop that. turn that off. - Sorry.
He fell out of a tree at birth.
Can all animals talk?
I believe fish have this type of sign language.
Hey Dave, do all human has houses that smell like sweat socks?
Dave like to wear, Dirty underwear.
- With little haired ... - We are getting off on the wrong foot.
Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Hello, I’m Simon. The smart one.
This Alvin -The astomous one.
and I Theodore.
Hello. Nice to meet you. Now get out from my house.
But.. We talk.
Huh, which only makes me want you out from my house that much more.
It's creepy, unnatural, some what evil.
I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious.
- Gotcha! - Hey!
Don't do this, Dave. We can knaw right through this door.
Hi.
Only You Can Make This World Seem Right.
Only You Can Make The Darkness Bright.
Oh.. Were we disturbing you?
- You guys can sing too? - That's not singing, this is singing.
Ahh ahh oh oh ahh ahh oh oh
Talk Me About Talk Me About Groovin'
Won't You Take Me To Funky Town
This is amazing.
Here. Everyone inside.
- There you go. - Thank you.
Alright, here is the deal. You guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here.
No. Wait! Is breakfast included?
- I can live with that. - What about TV privileges? Hmm...
- Ok, but not after seven. - Eight? - Done.
Don't tell your animal friends, Because, I don't wanna...
come home and find a bunch of rabbits and skunks on my couch.
Deal.
Filthy creatures, Dave We never associate with them.
You're our only friend.
No, let's not get ahead of ourselves here...
let's just start with me being your song writer.
Hmm... let me ask you? Have you ever written a song before?
- Yep. - And...
Is that you music stuff, outside?
Yep.
- Oh no. - Hurry back.
So fellas...
All we gotta do is, find the right song, rehearse.
Aw!!!
- Hey, Dave. - Simon?
- My bad. - This is my sheet music.
Alvin.
This is not a hula-hoop, It's a towel rack.
- Killjoy. - Are you guys always like this?
We are kids, Dave.
Where are your parents?
When you are a Chipmunk, your parents will take care you for a week.
and then they take off.
Our parents were hippies, they left early to join a commune.
Help! Crazy Robot.
He's after me.
- He's after me. - Hey, hey, be careful with that.
Sorry.
It is collectable. I got it for Christmas last year.
Christmas! We love Christmas.
Even though we never actually celebrated it.
But we want too.
Yeah, can never go wrong with Christmas.
Maybe we can celebrate it with you.
Yeah.. maybe.
Look, I have a long and weird day. So, off to bed.
Come on.
We start work tomorrow.
I want your bright eyed, bushy tail by eight.
My tail isn't bushy till nine.
Not my problem. Now, go to sleep.
I hope Christmas comes fast.
Me too.
Want...
a plane...
that loops...
the hoop.
Loop...
Hoop...
Hula-hoop.
Here's trouble. Fire in the hole!!!
What are you guys doing?
- Nothing. - What are you doing?
Stay back, Dave. It's gonna blow.
I got it.
I got it guys. Come to papa.
Hey.
Where it go?
Simon, this landed right in front of you. You didn't see it?
Hmm...
- How many fingers am I holding up? - Hmm.. four.
No, no, no, eight? Counting your thumb.
- Wait. - Hang on a second.
Six. Final answer is six.
Try these. How is that?
Wow!!!
Someone trashed your house.
Well, it was clean when I went to bed last night.
Well. We call it for a while. But then we got hungry.
See, What we call it?
Actually, I wanna play you something.
I wrote a song for you guys to sing so lets.
We put a few toaster waffles aside for winter.
And we not sharing.
Guys, we gonna have food all winter...
So, if you start storing, it's gonna get gross...
and we gonna have rodent...
Bad... You know, non-talking rodents around here.
Lets go. Get to work.
Alright you Chipmunks, Ready to sing your song?
- I will say we are. - Yeah, let's singing it now.
Ready, Simon? - Ok.
- Ready, Theodore? - Ok.
Alvin? Alvin?
This kicks a hamster real fast.
Alvin!!!
Wohoo!!!
Ok.
Christmas, Christmas time is here.
Time for joy and time for cheer.
We've been good but we can't last.
Hurry Christmas.
Hurry fast.
Want a plane that loops the loop.
Me, I want a hula hoop.
We can hardly stand the wait.
Please, Christmas don't be late.
[LAUGHING]
What?
Dave Seville's in the lobby. He says he won't leave without seeing you.
That loser again?
Dave.
Ian.
I got something for you. It's your next big thing.
- Dave. - Don't say anything.
What?
- Dave, don't do this to yourself. - They sing.
- Nope, they don’t. - They do, just give me a second.
Come on, guys.
Want a plane that loops the loop.
Me I want a hula-hoop.
You know Dave...
You know some people might says its kinda weird that a grown man would want a hula-hoop...
and others would say, you know what's weirder than that...
agrown man br inging another grown man, a big box with a bunch of Chipmunks in it...
who not only speak English, but can sing.
But they do sing. We have been practising all morning.
You have been practising... I didn't realize, Ok well...
Yeah. Ok. now...
Dave, I’m going to pretend that I have a lunch to go to.
Oops.. I got lunch to go to.
What was that? - Nothing, nothing, just a little stage fright.
- I though my heart was going to explode. - We are not performing monkeys, Dave.
Why do we have to sing to that guy anyway?
Oh. How is this. pretend I need the money...
I hate my job, and you're staying at my place so you owe me.
- We're sorry, Dave. - Yeah, that's help.
[SIGHS]
Never mind. I'm late for work.
Can we go with you?
What? So you can that mess that up too? Ah ah... You're goin' home.
- Can I stand in your lap and steer? - Oh. Can we at least bip the one?
Never mind.
So sorry about the delay, it should be a couple more minutes.
That they were building suspense.
Oh!
- Here he is. - Sorry I’m late.
Boy, am I jazzed about our Yumable Energy Bars commercial.
Honestly. Goodable Energy Bar commercial.
Right, Goodable.
Ok, here's the pitch:
We open on a group of lethargic kids.
A close up on a little girl's face. She's sad.
Our customers don't like to think of their kids as being sad?
Could she be flying a kite? - I like kites.
Good.
Ok great. She's flying a kite.
She's running with a kite. She's running out of steam.
She's tired. and lets go of the kite.
Oh no! We see her face. It's sad.
But not too sad.
Right! So, she pulls out her Goodable Energy bar.
[CELLPHONE RINGING]
Mom. Sorry.
- Hi, mom. - We have a situation, Dave.
Theodore vaccumed out Alvin.
Alvin! - Dave help! - What?
- Hold it. Please it wasn't the garbage disposal. - Just stay calm.
And there goes Theodore.
Look. I can't do this right now. Ok?
I absolutely understand. But sorry Dave, quick question.
How do you feel about an indoor pool?
Look, if you flood my house You're dead.
Out on the street, capiche?
Mothers.
Why don't we come over here. and look at the sales projections?
You know when I first saw these numbers I thought, there is just no way.
But then I looked again.
The size of Theodore’s butt?
Why don't we come back to that.
Anyway, 10 years ago, the market shares for healthy food snack was...
Imperceptible amongst six to twelve year olds.
- How smart Simon thinks he is. - Yes, as opposed to how smart he actually is.
Who's Simon?
- I didn't. - Move it along.
You know what, I think I just clean out my office.
Sounds good.
Guys, what's this about?
- Obviously, Theodore’s butt. - We told you we colored.
On my presentation boards? You got me fired.
Ohh...
We didn't know.
- We are sorry, Dave. - Oh your sorry? that's fantastic.
But, but...
Sorry does not get my job back now, does it Theodore?
- Why are my clothes all over the place? - Oh, we used it to mop up the water.
Good idea, right?
Oh my god Theodore, did you just ...
Hmm....
- It is a raisin, Dave. - Prove it.
Okay, you got me. I want to talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin?
- You owe me big time. - Alvin?
[ALVIN] Don't you wish my girlfriend was hot like me.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.
There's this new thing. It's called knocking.
- Get out. - I'm waiting for the rinse cycle.
- Out! - Hey, I'm making a shower here.
You know...
If I make a lists of my worst days ever. Guess what? Today would be at the top of the list.
And it is still early.
Clam it sudsy!
Ok.
Guys. Let me just put in to you like this, Ok.
I have no job, no career ...
My house is always a mess Thank you very much.
Hi Dave, it's Claire Wilson calling. And oh why did I just say my last name?
that was weird..
I guess I'm just nervous about coming over for dinner.
- Dinner. - You know. Yeah, I'm gonna hang up now.
I'll be there at seven Ok. Bye.
That's half an hour.
- Who's Claire? - Claire is Dave's mate.
Oh la la....
She is not my mate. She is my ex-mate.
This is great.
Dave relax. You just go get the food. We'll take care the rest. Alright?
Well. Why, do I'm having the hard time believing you?
- That's hurts Dave. - That's really hurts.
- Yeah. We are all in this together, Dave. - Like a family.
- No, not like a family. - Tic-tac Dave. You better bust a move.
Right.
[LAUGHING]
Wow!
We also do offices, and recreational vehicles.
What's that smell?
Its your cologne. Tray masculine are we?
What do you do? Dump the entire bottle on the rug?
We call it, scenting the area.
I got to admit, I'm surprised. Place looks great.
Well, we Chipmunks are notoriously tidy.
Yes, I see that.
- Ah those breadsticks smell great. - Yeah. So when is dinner?
Guys ... I don't know how to tell you this? But, it just gonna be Claire and me tonight.
Oh hold the phone, Dave, you mean we cannot...
- Even if we ... - Nope. No.
- We thought it would be... - And no...
- Look. In the other room. - Please.
Oh! What a birdkill man...
- I never knew you could cook this well - Well, it's all about slow roasting.
It takes longer but, when it comes to flavour, why rush?
Well, I am impressed.
- I been seeing your photos in the paper. - Yeah, it's going really great.
How about you, how's your job?
Great, lovin' it.
- How do you think it's going? - Theodore.
- They're not even sniffing each other. - Alvin.
Dave said that...
Dave needs a little help from the Love Doctor.
- And his assistant. - Get back here.
You know, this is nice.
Just two friends having dinner hanging out.
No pressure, nothing weird.
My stereo does that all the time, it's like it has a mind of its own.
You were saying?
Nothing. I was just a little nervous about coming over here.
Oh, not sure if you thought this was a date or something.
A date? No!
The wiring in my unit is shock.
You should get an electrician to fix that.
I don't need anyone to fix anything for me.
Okay.
Could you excuse me for a moment? I going to check the fuse box.
Hey!
Look, I know what you guys are up to. Alvin?
- Breath check. - Where is Al..
Ouch!!!
- Dave, are you Ok? - Everything's fine.
- What did you do that for? - I'm just trying to help. Dave.
You have garlic breath.
Stop helping. You're ruining everything.
I think I got something in my eye.
Come here, let me see.
Yeah, it looks really irritated.
So red. What happened?
- What was that? - I thought I saw a rat.
- A rat? - It's probably nothing.
Here let's finish eating.
Tomorrow I'm gonna call the exterminator.
Aww!!!
Bow. Check a wow wow. check a wow wow.
What?
- Claire. - Dave.
Dave!!!
- Now she completes you. - What are you doing?
- You got a date. - Dave.
Dave.. let go.
I'm sorry Claire, it's just ...
I lost my job, Claire.
I guess I just needed a hug.
Why didn't you just say so? Tell me what happened.
Well, this is gonna sound really strange.
No games, no fooling around.
- The truth? - Please, I'm begging you.
My life is being sabotaged by talking Chipmunks.
- You know what. - I am not crazy, I swear.
You haven't changed at all.
Wait, Claire, don't go. I can explain.
Chipmunks.
You should have kiss her Dave. She wanted you.
Alvin, your not helping.
- Don't give up Dave. - Go away, leave me alone.
- Dave, would you like a cookie? - I said, leave me alone.
It's me or was he a little mad?
- Hmm. I wonder is Dave mad? - Yes.
- He really did have garlic breath. - Well played guys.
Idea! Ding-ding.
- Who has cab fare? - cab fare?
We do not even have pockets.
Dear fellas,
I'm sorry, But this isn't really working out.
I don't know what made me think I could handle you guys
When I can barely manage my own life.
You should go back To your real home in the forest.
That's what's best for all of us.
I am sorry it has to be this way, but ...
Guys?
Simon?
Theodore?
Guys?
Alvin?
Alvin???
Simon?
Theodore?
Alvin?
Hello?
- Hello? - [SNEEZES]
Kids.
Christmas, Christmas time is here.
Time for joy and time for cheer.
We can hardly stand the wait.
Please, Christmas don't be late.
Welcome to Jet Records.
Ok new rule: No going out after nine. And not at all unless I know where you're going.
Were you worried about us Dave?
No, I just need to know thats all.
Wait! If you're not worried then Why do you need to know?
I need to know. Okay?
Aww!!!
Alvin!
Ohh..
Sorry, about that.
- Sorry. - Kids huh.
- Yeah, they keep you on your toes. - Do you have any?
Three boys.
Some days are better than others.
Some days you want to close them in a box, leave the box in the park, and run away.
Hide.
Guys, what's all this?
Toaster waffles.
You know, I can't afford all these toaster waffles.
Ohh...
What?
Well, in case you didn't notice, I don't have a job anymore.
My song?
- Alright. - Yeah.
- Hello. - Hey, Dave.
Hey.
How's my favorite songwriter?
- Ian? - Tell me you heard the song.
Yeah. I'm listening to it right now but I mean, when did you?
Speed of the business, baby That's how we do it.
That's how I roll.
I've got a friend's satellite radio put it in immediate rotation.
And that video of your little guys, 10 million hits already on YouTube.
Bingo. bango bongo bango banga!
It is crazy. I gotta go.
Hey, Put some clothes on those guys It's kind of embarrassing.
We owe you, Dave.
So we're good with the toaster waffles, Right!
Ah..Dave?
Christmas, Christmas time is here.
Time for joy and time for cheer.
We've been good but we can't last.
Hurry Christmas. Hurry fast.
Want a plane that loops the loop.
Me, I want a hula-hoop.
We can hardly stand the wait.
Christmas don't be late.
Soup's on.
Guys, that was excellent Simon, great work.
Naturally. - Theodore, good job.
[LAUGHING]
Alvin, you were a little flat. Watch it!
Alvin.
Alvin!
Christmas, Christmas time is here.
Time for joy and time for cheer.
We've been good but we can't last.
So, What do you think?
Cool!
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late
Don't be late
.
A toothbrush, ah. Okay.
No.
Dave?
Are you awake?
I am now.
I had a nightmare.
Can I sleep with you?
You will not even know I am here.
Ok, sure but stay on that side of the bed.
Ok.
Theodore, that is not your side of the bed.
Theodore, wake up.
It's Christmas. Alvin, it's Christmas.
Oh boy, oh boy oh boy!
The first day of Christmas Dave woke-up.
- Come on man, it's Christmas. - Hallelujah.
Wake up, lazy bone.
- Oh yeah, Christmas. Great. - Up and down.
- You can sleep when you are dead. - I'm coming.
- Hurry up, Dad. - Dad?
Dave. I said Dave.
This is shaping up to be my favorite Christmas ever.
You gonna open mine first Dave.
- Open mine first. - No, Dave mine's better.
- You guys got me presents? - Of course.
Alright. Simon.
Wow!
- Its a.. - Paperclip compass.
A paperclip compass. Now, I never get lost.
- Me next. - Alvin.
- My wallet. - Do you like it?
Really? I wanted to get you something you use every day.
I have been using these for almost ten years now.
Very thoughtful, Alvin. Thank you.
Yeah.
The look on your face says it all, Dave.
Nicely done Theodore. "To Dav". Let's see.
It says: Merry Christmas, Love, Theodore.
Its got a nice picture of some pineapples?
Those are not pineapples Its our family.
Look fellas. Let's make sure we understand each other here.
I am not your ...
You know ... Your dad or anything. Right?
But you are like a dad.
Well, not really.
I mean, we are friends. For sure.
I write your musics, you know, manage your career...
- Make a sweaters. - Feed us.
Let us sleep in your bed If we have nightmares.
That's what friends do.
So... who want's to open their presents?
- Is that a trick question? - We do.
- Me.Me.Me. - Present. Present. Present
I can't wait to open my first envelope.
- Their savings bond. - Cool.
You know, in seven years you gonna get to buy yourselves something really nice.
Maybe you have any you that you bought seven years ago?
Aww!!!
Alvin, manners.
- Thank you, Dave - Yeah. Thanks, Dave.
- Ho. ho, ho, ho. - Ian?
- Who want presents? - Wow.
- Alright. - Cool.
Hey. There is plenty more where this came from.
- Bring them all in, fellas. - Oh, Yeah.
- Jackpot. - What are you doing?
- Taking care my boys Dave. - Oh yeah, that's what I’m talking about.
Hey, weird what happened to your presents guys?
- Which one is mine? - That big one is for me , I think.
What you get them?
- Saving bonds. - Great, just what every child dreams of.
Well, You're in luck, Because your Uncle Ian came through.
- Cool. - Uncle Ian?
Is this for me?
No it's for Simon. For Theodore.
And for Alvin.
- Thank you Santa. - This is for you.
- You like the Aldridge boys right? - Yeah,
Your welcome.
And guess what guys? Uncle Ian is gonna have big launch party for the new CD.
That right. Press, paparazzi, Hollywood hot shots.
- The whole nine yards. Yeah. - Awesome. Sweet.
Dave, you got one week to write me new hit single.
Alright. Somethin' funky and fresh, Ok? Peace, were out.
- Bye Uncle Ian. - Merry Christmas.
- Now it really is Christmas. - Wohoo.
Mayday! Mayday!
Alright, settle in, settle in. Thank you for coming.
It is a very special night tonight.
Here at Jet Records we pride ourselves of bringing you tomorrow's music, today.
Oh.. Guess what? I did it again.
Ladies and gentleman. Here to sing there new hit single.
Give it up For Alvin, Simon and Theodore.
[DJ:] Yeah! In the place to be. Chipmunks on the M-I-C.
Witch Doctor!
Everybody Can You Do It! (can you do it)
Come On People Let's Get To It! (let's get to it)
Come On Shake,Come On Roll! Everybody Hit The Floor!
Come On Shake, Come On Roll! Here's The Chipmunks Here We Go!
I Told the Witch Doctor I was In Love With You! I Told the Witch Doctor You Didn't Love Me Too!
And Then The Witch Doctor He Told Me What To Do! He Said That:
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
[ALVIN] YO DJ PUMP THIS PARTY!
[DJ:] Everybody Can They Do It! (go! go! go! go!) (can they do it)
[DJ:] Come On People Let's Get To It!(go! go! go! go!) (let's get to it)
Come On Shake, Come On Roll! Everybody Hit The Floor!
Come On Shake, Come On Roll! With The Chipmunks Here We Go!
ALVIN! SIMON! THEODORE!
I Told The Witch Doctor You Didn't Love Me True I Told The Witch Doctor You Didn't Love Me Nice
And Then The Witch Doctor He Gave Me This Advice He Said To Me:
Whoa! Ya He Said To Me!
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
[GIRLS:]Ya You've Been Keeping Love From Me And That's Not Very Smart!(not very smart)
So I Went Out And Found Myself Someone Who'd Tell Me How To Win Your Heart!
Whoa! Yeah!
[THEODORE:] My Friend The Witch Doctor He Told Me What To Say
My Friend The Witch Doctor He Told Me What To Do
I Know That You'll Be Mine When I Say This to You Whoa!
Oh Baby Baby!
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Go! Go! Go!
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ahah to the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang
Yeah!
[DJ]: Alright party people who know how to do it.
Get down on that dance floor and let me say what you got.
Won't You Take Me To Funky Town
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Mine if I grab a few pics. Claire. Not at all. Fire away.
Great. I got a new assignment. I covering your rise to fame.
Ehem!
- This is Alvin, Simon and Theodore. - Hello.
Hi Claire
- You're hot. - Forget you guys haven't officially met.
So, Dave...
I'm sorry about that night, I really thought that you...
That I was insane.
I totally understand it. Talking Chipmunks it is a lot to take in over dinner.
But, look at you now. you got your career, promising future.
- Kids, you're like a family. - Don't say family in front of Dave.
It gives him gas. Like clear the room gas.
- It does not! - He doesn't want a family.
Why don't you guys go and play Or raid the dessert table or something.
Don't take it personally, you guys.
Some people don't know a good thing when they've got it.
Right, Dave?
Claire?
No offense big guy. But you are not good at it.
Hey, What do you think of this?
- What is it? - It is Alvin.
- That's look nothing like Alvin. - Well, yeah It is a prototype.
We can sold a million of this things. Its voice activated. Here's say something to it.
Hello ugly little Alvin doll that looks nothing like Alvin.
Kanbawa Watashiwa Alvin-des.
See you love it. It's Spanish.
You know what, that's just weird.
Common. Dave, Dave, Dave We've got to expand the munks' fan base.
I mean, forget about the music. The music not an means to the big money.
Ok. I am talking about their own fur clothing line, cologne,
Chipmunkies something like that, Chipmunk winecoolers.
- Ian, they are just kids. - No, they are rats.
And they can make us both so much money. If you just let me work with them.
I can't hear you. The music is too loud.
Don't go against me on this, Dave. I never lose.
Kanbawa Watashiwa Alvin-des.
Has anyone try the chocolate meatballs?
I probably go into dancing shock.
- Worth It. - Oh a sweet, sweet, sweet...
Alster, I love you song bro!
- Up top. - What's up player.
So I see that you enjoying my little spread that I put out for you guys.
Huh, What am I talking about? You probably eat like this all the time ah?
Well, Dave says he does not want to spoil us.
Dude, you're a rock star You're supposed to be spoiled.
I mean you should be drivin' limousines and private planes.
And should be going to parties like this every night.
Really? Because Dave says we need our sleep.
Look, Alvin, This is hard to say, but...
I mean, I got to be a pun about it.
Dave's holding you back you know. I can be making twenty large a day.
- Is that a lot? - Yes.
And there's another thing. I'm not gonna tell you.
Ok, I will tell you look. Behind your back,
Dave calls you... "THE RATS"
Rats?
Yeah. Whatever, Right, I know. Well, don't let it bother you.
I mean me? I consider you boys as family. If there's anything you need.
Anything at all. Give your Uncle Ian a call. Alright.
- Alright - Ciao.
Come on pal, you drive like my grandmother.
Get a wheelchair. Move over.
Hey guys, look at me.
Up up and away.
Alvin!
I can't help you, Simon. I'm about to take the lead here.
Hey guys, I have an idea For a new song.
- Hey Dave. - What is going on in here?
- I thought I told you guys to cleanup? - We are.
- Who's that? - Uncle Ian has hired us a housekeeper.
She's also a masseuse.
Come on, move over roadhog. Drive it or park it, Pal.
- Get it the slow lane. - Where did you get that game?
From Uncle Ian. Move it or lose it! Get some training wheels buddy.
You know what. That's enough.
What are you doing? I was about to beat my highest score.
Too bad. Where is Theodore?
- Spit it out! - No.
Jet Records. Ok.
That's it. Meeting now. Everyone on the couch.
Ah... could you give us a minute?
Guys look, it's hard I know...
Three months ago you were hanging out in a tree somewhere and now you're ...
Major rock stars.
- Okay, whatever. My point is just because your... - Major rock stars.
Doesn't mean you can have or do what ever you want.
Well, uncle Ian said we should always be happy.
You know what? He is not your uncle.
He also David, said that we should be making $20 a day.
Well, guess what? You're making way more than that ...
And because I care, I putting all away for you.
Just like storing nuts for the winter.
Winters are for losers.
Yeah. And shouldn't we have a say in how to build our investment portfolios?
Where is all this coming from? You guys are just kids.
Kids, Dave? or rats?
What?
Uncle Ian says we like his family.
Oh Yeah. Well, if you love Uncle Ian so much, and you don't think I'm watching out for you.
Why don't you go and live with Uncle Ian.
Dave?
Are you still mad at us?
Dave?
Dear fellas, I am sorry that ...
You should go back to your real home in a forest.
I guess he really does want us to go.
I told you Dave, I never lose.
Boys welcome to your new home.
Wow!!!
Oh yeah, that is home.
- Can we play with all this stuff? - Sure, why not?
- It's your house. - So, what are the rules around here?
Oh, I do have one rule. That there are no rule.
Cool!
Four degrees elevation. Six degrees to the right.
Fire!
Prepare, you taste the fury of my vengeance.
Dont make me laugh.
Your kung-fu is no match for my rocket.
Okay, Simon, that's enough. I'm finishing only.
- Hey give me that. - Let go Alvin.
Oh. Come on.
- You had your turn. - Who says you can get.
Give me that.
- You got to hit your homie or off of it. - Somebody help me!
- Don't swim. - I want it!
You got to try.
O, Oh!
- Why didn't the airbags deploy? - Theodore. Don't go into the lights.
- Let's do it again. - Awesome.
- Playing hard? - Yes.
Good. Because tomorrow You start working hard.
Coast to coast, In five days.
Whoa, Dave said that touring is no life for a kid.
- For a normal kid. You guys are superstars. - Yes.
Which remind me. Simon let's get rid of this boring glasses.
Try on this super cool "in the now" glasses.
- Oh my God. Oh - This will be great if I can see out of them.
Your eyes will adjust.
- Come on boys, Let's hit the road. - Its all done.
- Hit the road! - Help me here.
We Been All Around Everywhere It's Quite The Sound
East Coast To L.A. And On It On The Way
Don't Want Flashly Things Fancy Cars, Diamond Rings
Let's Go Rock The Town Buy It On The Heat
Get You Goin' Keep You Rockin'
Start The Party And Never Stoppin'
Get You Movin' Get You Feelin'
Nothing Stoppin' All For Dreamin'
One To The Two Two To The Three.
And That's The Chipmunk's Race To Be
We Saw Coast To Coast.
Our big hit!
Having fun. Pick it up from the camera.
Big smile. Yes.
Theodore, chin out. Yeah.
That's it. Come. There you go. Come on get in there.
Show me some booty. That's it. Thank you guys.
Get You Movin' Get You Feelin'
Nothing Stoppin' All For Dreamin'
If the Chipmunk like the Crunchy Nibbles, Your pets will love them.
Cut!
Here we are. - [HONKING]
Ok.
Alright.
[SIGHS]
Don't Stop, Get It Get It Drop It Hot, It's What You're Made Of!
Bring It Back And..
Don't Stop, Get It Get It Drop It Hot, It's What You're Made Of!
Hold it.
- No one knows how's it done. - You tell me, what do you want me do about?
- Wakes them up long enough to sing the right notes. - Are you kidding me there's 5,000 button's here.
Alright guys, guess what your uncle Ian brought you.
Coffee.
- I love toffee. - No its coffee, Theodore, coffee ...
[YAWNING]
Like a super cool energy health drink.
With whipped cream and caramel and two humps of chocolate.
Enjoy.
That ought to keep them awake.
Stop! Come on guys we need more energy. Ok.
We have more dry ice. We need more. You know. Wow. Alright.
- We are the Chipmunks, for crying out loud. - This is absurd.
I feel like P. Diddy with fur.
And to be honest, the new song don't really sound like us.
You know what I think? I think the new direction is perfect.
You know, It's all about today's edge.
Dave always said that is all about the music.
Dave always said ....
No, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave is not here. Ok.
It's me. It's fun Uncle Ian Alright. Ok.
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
What? What you gonna say? What's your name?
Taffy.
Taffy? What kind of name is Taffy. What do you do?
Choreography?
I do not know what that "choreography" is . What is that?
- It's dance. - Oh, it is dancing?
Next time say, you know I am the dance... Hello?
Who? Dave Seville. God!
Name rings a bell. A dead broken bell.
- Just let take to the guys. - I do think that a such good idea. Dave.
The boys are still stinging a little bit from you kicking them out the door.
- That's not what happened. - Denial.
So, What this I hear about European tour? Your taking them away for six months?
No, twelve actually if we can get China to go Chipmunk.
Twelve?
Look.
- I just wanted to say hi and see how they doing? - They doing great.
They lovin life. Living large. Face it Dave, they move on.
- Look Ian, I want to talk with them. - They are now happy.
- Phone them on the phone. - Yeah. I do not think that gonna happen, Dave.
Because we got a big world tour we got to start tomorrow. And this guys don't need the extra pressure. Ok.
- We will send you a postcard. - Ian, you can't do this.
They are not ready for something like that. They are just kids.
- I'm gonna see them. - Look Dave, I'm crying wait.
- Ian? - [STUTTERING]
Ian was that Dave?
Yes. Yes it was. And that he just want to let you know that he is doing great and he's happy.
He's really, really happy. So, alright.
And is he coming to the show?
You know, I have sent him ticket.
And here's the thing. He send them back.
Yeah. I know, I guess he's busy you know, he got better things to do.
Hey. come on, what's with the long fury faces?
We gonna have fun. We gonna have big show. You know, I tell you what
You guys like that deep tissue massage? Alright? I know a guy.
Hey. let me call my guy. I'll get on that.
Hey, Captain, come here.
Listen, Dave Seville...
Learn the name, look for the face.
If he shows up tomorrow night, he doesn't get anywhere near my Chipmunks, got it?
Got it.
- Uncle Ian? - What's it!
What?
What are you doing here?
Can I sleep with you? I had a nightmare.
You had a nightmare? I had a nightmare too.
In my nightmare, I had put together thirty seven dates in forty two days.
In sixteen different countries and and...
I have coordinate one hundred and twenty one different radio and print interviews.
In five different languages.
But you know what Theo, the only differences is in my nightmare when I open my eyes...
It doesn't end.
So is that a no?
[THEODORE SLIDING]
Guys, I want to go home.
How do you mean? You are at home.
NO! I mean HOME, home with Dave.
But Theodore, common wake up and smell the coffee.
Dave... doesn't even want us. He doesn't care enough to even come to our show.
Too tired to rock? The Chipmunks might be.
Rumors of exhaustion and voice trainer swriling around the singing sensation.
It because of toaster waffle overload?
Or a rigorous tour schedule?
Hard to say but manager/producer Ian Hawk.
Had assured Fox that the trio will make their first stop tonight...
On their highly anticipated world tour...
At the Orpheum Theather in Los Angeles.
That's it.
You three sound like you been gargling nails.
Well?
I can give you a lot of fancy terms but buttom line...
- They're exhausted. - Ok, well, give them a shot or something.
Or a cream or a pill or something.
I invested every dime I have on these guys.
They need a long rest.
A long rest, are you, Ok yeah a long rest, Right..
Yeah, I'm not a doctor so I'll get them that rest, Ok.
Thank you so much, I will take care of it doctor, I will.
- I appreciate it. Hey, hey doc, Chipmunk fever. - Aha.
Knock, knock.
So, listen guys, I just talked to the doctor.
And I don't feel right about sending you guys out like this.
So you gonna cancel the show?
No, no, then I have to give out refunds.
No, what I'm talking about is having you guys, lipsync. Yeah.
Isn't that like cheating?
No, it's not like cheating. Its, cheating is wrong.
This is more like helping. Yeah all the superstar do it.
You just have to make sure that you mouth the words...
Exactly like we recorded them.
You know, otherwise people know.
That were cheating.
NO!
Guys, what other choice do we have?
See that's why he's the one with the letter.
Alright guys, tighten up.
And remember, mouth the words and no one will know.
I love you.
You Know You Got It Made When You Drop An Escalade
For The Drop Top Iced Out, Rocks Hot
Droppin Dollars, Ladies Holler Heyyy..
Gotta Get The Creammm!
You Know You Got It Made When They Settin A Parade
When You Drop Down Write A Check In Town, All Just For One Dayyy!
Gotta Get That Creammm!
[GIRLS]: Whoa Oh Oh. [CHIPMUNKS]: Roll, Roll, Roll
[GIRLS]: Don't You Know That's How They Roll. [CHIPMUNKS]: Roll, Roll,Roll.
[GIRLS]: And You Get Down With The [CHIPMUNKS]: Funk, Funk, Funk with the Chipmunks
[GIRLS]: Whoa Oh Oh [CHIPMUNKS]: Funk, Funk, Funk With The Chipmunks
- Oh common, you got to have one more ticket. - Sorry.
Common here's Theodore.
You Know Your Here To Stay When You Always Getting Paid
And Don't Stop, Never No It Won't Stop No Matter What They Say
Gotta Live The Dream. (Take It Simon)
You Know You Here To Stay When You Hear They Think You Hit
Cause We Got It's Everybody Fletch It
They love it.
Right. Chipmunks fever.
Tha't it baby.
Dave Seville?
No, there is no Dave Seville in this list.
You know what, that's fine, I'm the editor of the L.A. music journal.
- No, no, I don't think so. - It's ok he's with me.
He's my assistant.
Ok.
- Thanks Claire. - What's going on Dave? Will you?
I gonna get my boys back but Ian is trying to keep me out.
- You boys? - I know that probably sounds weird. Come with me.
It's a good word though.
- Cause after all I did to mess up everything including you. - Dave, your boys.
- We should go. - Right
Whoa Oh Oh. Baby It's How We Roll.
Can You Feel It How We Roll
Yeah Common
If you gonna do something do it fast.
Here, you are press, remember?
Thanks.
Whoa Oh Oh
- What's going on? Right. - I'm a photographer, I have a press pass.
Dave!!!
- He 's here. - It's Dave.
What's goin on?
- What are you doing? - I'm sending a message to our dear old Uncle Ian.
- That looks like a plan to me. - Me too.
[PEOPLE BOOING]
Come on, guys.
Hey, Ian
Kiss my hairy cheeks.
See yeah.
How about learning to you.
Get off my drums.
Are you ready to rock?
Turn it up girls.
Alvin, Simon, Theodore!
Come on guys, we are going home.
Move!
Let's go.
- Get them. - Look out. Whoa. Run.
Hi.
Bye.
Mini, mini, mighty, moe.
Mr. Chipmunks, cause your slow.
Yippie ka yeh. Mama Sita.
Watch your knees.
- Sorry. - Come on big fella.
Common, common a little bit closer.
Come on. Right there.
You will feel your back in the morning.
- Guys. - Dave!
Your not going anywhere. - Ouch.
- What are you doing? - Put us down.
You guys better study your French. Cause were going to Paris tonight.
- Ok. - Common, I just had my taily done.
- Wait - Take this and put it on my stuff.
- Let us out of here. - No!
Ian, they don't want this anymore just let them go.
But the guys just left. You should have said five seconds.
Come Back.
Ian, they need a real life. Not all of this.
Besides they just ruined the concert.
Word will get out. No one will come to see them.
Dave, they're Chimunks who talk. People will come.
Guys, with me.
- You will never get us alive. - They just did take us alive. Alvin.
It's a figure of speech, Simon.
Instead of me to criticizing, why not use your big brain to think of a way out.
Go. go, go.
Come on.
Step on it Dave, your losing them.
- How do you guys.. - We are talking Chipmunks, Dave.
We can get out of our cat carrier. Not even hard to do it.
You came back for us.
Well, of course I came back. We are family.
-Huh? - Holy nuts.
- What? - Am I going crazy or did he just say family?
I know it. But I really missed you guys.
I missed you, Dave
Me too, so is Alvin. He is just too cool to admit it.
Yeah too macho.
I have missed you.
Sorry, I had sentimentally stuck in my throat. Ehem.
I said, I have missed you.
Whatever, who are you guys to get me?
Ok. You know what I missed my friend Dave. Ok.
I will it scream from the rooftops.
And I am not afraid, not ashamed. That's right. I love you, Dave.
Come here.
- Uhm. Dave? - Yes, Alvin?
Now can I steer? Oh please, please, please.
- I've always wanted to work the windshield wipers. - Oh I like to beep the horn.
Come on fellas,
- I am a good keeper. - So, its important for the rest of us.
- Dave go faster. - Not with you steering.
- Dave, you drive like a freaking old hare. - Yeah. Alvin that's enough.
- Think of a blast. I'm being awesome? - Alvin, thats enough.
Hello Dave, your guys.
Hey, If you guys behave, Maybe, I will let you call me uncle Ian again.
Deal?
Kanbawa Watashiwa Alvin-des
Bonjour, je m'appelle Simon
Ola, Miamo Alvin Yokiro una Hula-Hoop.
Madre de Dios.
NOOOOO!!!!!
Claire?
- Hey. - Come on in.
- Hello Claire. - Hello Clarina.
- Hi guys.. - I hope you like toaster waffles.
And for a classic Chipmunks, I think of a bubbly.
Ahh.. Stupid cork. Does it?
- Wohoo! - Yikes.
Sorry. Opps.
Not gonna say it.
- Oh, Oh! - Grief.
- Still not gonna say it? - Nope.
I'm gonna say it.
ALVIN!!!
OKAY!!
Hey guys, come on let try it again.
Here we go and sing.
Come on.
Sing for your Uncle Ian.
Come on. Sing.
Why will you sing?
I said sing.
Sing